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@kity

first tweet:
if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," just remember that a CPU is a rock that we tricked into thinking

second tweet:
not to oversimplify: first you have to flatten the rock and put lightning inside it

Tweets by @daisyowl@twitter.com

We are looking for more maintainers for specific apps in #FDroid. Here is a list of some that would need some love:

* GNU #Ring
* #VLC
* #Fennec
* #Vespuccio
* #GhostCommander
* #Linphone

If you know how to build software in general, no particular Android experience is required. This can be picked up as you go :)

All of those already have working recipes available but all of them also have quirks that require manual action when updating.

Please get in contact, if you use one of these and are interested!

fedi userbase:
30% czech
30% finn
60 % trans
20 % lolicon
99% "gay"
40% alt-right

when the post is too good to merely 'boost' 鈥 try PETABOOST鈩

(jittery animated gif)

So, uhhhh鈥 Jace the Chicken is a snacc and鈥 (ikindathinkthey鈥檙ehittingonme)

I've got a fancy new kink for y'all... 

DRINK WATER, OH MY GOD.

JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING CONTAINS WATER DOES NOT MAKE IT A SUBSTITUTE FOR WATER.

PLEASE STAY HYDRATED.

jack's mom: you literally sold our cow for beans
jack: "they're magic beans"
jack's mom: no
jack: "mom they clear out your toxins"

They also said, 鈥淲olfenstein: The New Order takes up 50 GB? Its engine must be really poorly optimized,鈥 so this wasn鈥檛 exactly a technical user. That said, Valve isn鈥檛 helping when they do confusing stuff like this.

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Steam kinda pisses me off.

I had someone once ask me to figure out what was wrong with their computer/Internet because 鈥淚 should be getting 50 mbps and I鈥檓 only getting 7!鈥

Use industry standard network units by default for the metrics in your download manager, you shit heels! D:

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