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I created this spare account with one mission, if my main should go down (and at the moment it is), I would still be able to speak. Turns out the planning worked.

What!? Throwing away $1000s of computers because maybe they're compromised? Because what, you fear some firmware implant? Then why would you throw away the evidence???

This is the worst incident response report I've ever read. Oh, wait, because it's an advertisement.

You've just been promoted to a job that your coworkers joke is "cursed"; everyone who gets this job seems to quit suddenly and move far away within a year. On your first day, you walk into your new office, open your desk drawer, and realize that your coworkers were right all along.
#writingprompts #writing

After your parents divorce, your dad married your new stepmom. She'd super smart and cool and also a demon from hell that your dad traded his soul to marry.
#writingprompts #writing

In a world where you can’t physically hurt your soulmate, you become a serial killer in order to find them.
#writingprompts #writing

As a vampire you've always found an Open House as an easy opportunity to cross a threshold to feed on foolish mortals. But the place is charming, the master bedroom is lovely, the colors look great against the hardwoods, the neighbors seem nice, and the house is suprisingly within your budget...
#writingprompts #writing


there are so many rumors about escapades on Orgy Island.

Wouldn't it be a hoot if there was video?

Well, not exactly a hoot. Crooked on video in kompromat? ewwww.


This is odd.
In reply to a tweet regarding the Epstein scandal, Jake Tapper tweets Evergreen.

That is HRC secret service name.

indians don't have any friends fucking FAGGOT TECHNOLOGY, WWW was invented to spread RETARDATION and HOMOSEXUALITY into the fucking PLASTIC MUTATION CARCINEOGENS into your window and dying as part of the gay chemicals are depressants. make all of my accounts . fucking dumb glass eyed fucking FREAKS aren't even looking at each other, these are TARGETED MESSAGES , CYBER STALKER CYBER BULLY FUCK OFF

The #MinimumWage should be doubled every day until everyone’s carrying around wheelbarrows full of cash to pay for basic necessities! #hyperinflation #Weimar

@Liberty4Masses That problem is easily solved. Just issue a new currency in place of the old one! Happy days are here again!

I've cleared my 'Interests from Twitter' three times in the past week. There are now 198 interests set by Twitter again. :(


What Twitter thinks I’m interested in. 🤔 Now I to go through 275 preticked boxes … because there’s no untick all. 🤷‍♂️

To find 'Inferred interests from Twitter’ go to account settings, ‘your twitter data'


Don't know why some folk get so alarmed. I'm just out and about spreading love and happiness and friendship, and in the end, isn't that what it's all about?
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