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would be nice if having teeth was considered a basic right, too -- but no, they're luxury bones

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Mastobon. Because I have nfi how to embed images.

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-me into my own drive through mic-
Can I get uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............turned into my fursona

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There used to be "a Linux version", which was a binary blob built for an ancient 32-bit Ubuntu. When nobody used that, because it didn't run on anything approaching modern systems, they said this was proof that nobody wanted a #Linux version and cancelled even that minimal effort.

There used to be a reverse-engineered free implementation of their JavaScript API. This upset them so much that they re-designed their entire architecture to make reverse-engineering as difficult as possible.

Cancel that. I'm actually going to sleep now. :p

It is three in the morning. I should go to sleep.


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Bash: "Variable expansion can turn into execution. Normally, this is terrifying."



The ring of high-speed cameras we made works and is Officially Bitchin'™. youtube.com/watch?v=y1ZlUHTs5m
(I'm not the face in the video - that's the otter.)

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- FACT: pikachus can only mate with each other if they're of different sexes
- FACT: the only differences between the two sexes of pikachu is the tail
- CONCLUSION: pikachu's tail is its sex organ

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the LGBT standard was refreshed to LGBTQ and most recently LGBTQIA, but you may see the following proprietary extensions in older equipment:

LGBT 2000
LGBT for Workgroups
μLGBTQ (embedded only)
LGBTQ Creative Cloud

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mr sandman
sand me a man
make him the smoothest
200 grit can

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