Amanda Hugankiss @buriedlove@sergal.org

Wanna give some beardo a back rub

I don't have one right now, hope I do later

I like having a big old beard on my face

Big honking bf

"uwu I'm so lazy today" I say as I bleed from my ass and stare at the wall

Humans are good actually

Wtf is a computer

This plant comes spray painted for your convenience

I've decided to be pansexual because the flag is pretty

I mean I was already pan I guess but the flag really seals the deal

Instead of saying dude, call me dog

Nonbronary

If you need someone to virtually tuck you in tonight I'm you're gal/guy/dog

Leather daddy: fine ok I guess

Denim daddy: Y O W Z A ! ! !

It's 3 am and I am being horny

I still like denim a lot

Canadian tuxedo

I'm a pastel gay I think

Imagine me, a big busty bluebird. Wings so thick with muscle and chub I shouldn't be able to fly. I cradle your small form in my massive arms. Carefully nested against my soft chest, you are safe. I love you, you are my world.

I wrote this for you, dear reader, and so that I can pretend I am being held later.

Is "abolish cops" a good sign to bring to pride?