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men's deodorant comes in four different smells

• petrol
• housefire
• off meat
• glue

@envgen @Sir_Boops

... you mean instead of a fancy expensive deodorant stick, I could just have been using a regular old glue stick under my arms all this time?

Sold! ;D

@envgen @Sir_Boops

... actually, if it weren't for the, you know, stickiness of it... the *purple* glue sticks some of us had back in school actually did smell pretty good.

Maybe I'm on to something here... 🤔